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I Ching, You Ching, We All Cha Ching


The mall is better than Jesus

because it offers a greater selection.


40% off this

and up to 70%

off that,

while sales



The mall

is the one true saviour,

advertises itself as such,

boasts a food court

and a movie theatre

and more than twenty clothiers

to choose



All the latest fashions

at all the best



Please ignore

the mumbling woman

collecting pennies

from the wishing well

in scuffed duck boot

and garbage bag



Mall security

has been informed

and the authorities

are on their



The important thing

is that you keep