My Drunk Barber

Cutting and snipping; pouring and sipping,

My drunk barber plies his trade.

Chatting and chirping; farting and burping,

The inebriated master of the blade.

Brushing and combing, coughing and foaming,

The barber makes a nasty mishap.

‘Cause of beering whilst shearing; my pain began searing

As my left ear dropped into my lap.