My Drunk Barber
Cutting and snipping; pouring and sipping,
My drunk barber plies his trade.
Chatting and chirping; farting and burping,
The inebriated master of the blade.
Brushing and combing, coughing and foaming,
The barber makes a nasty mishap.
‘Cause of beering whilst shearing; my pain began searing
As my left ear dropped into my lap.
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