After Fukushima, hornets
four times their normal size
started showing up in Nebraska.
Four times the aggressive response
to anyone trying to dislodge
a nest with rocks or hose too!
And don't think you can
outrun a swarm or breathe
through a straw underwater to escape.
They'll crawl single file down
that straw and inject radioactive
venom all down your throat!
I'm not joking! Radioactive hornets
Gonna mess with your DNA too –
if you manage to survive the stings!
You'll break out in grotesque blisters
and nodules; exude puss from your eyes,
ears, and nose! Hornets are way worse than wasps!
Pack more of a punch to begin with.
Imagine trying to pop a zit the size
of your head! You'll be a hot mess!
Sweat and stink, need to change
your sheets daily for months. Drain off
a quart of puss a day too, I bet.
You don't wanna mess with radioactive bees
to begin with. Hornets are a whole other
level or horror, my friend. Huge hornets?
Let's put it this way: you'll look a lot
better dead than alive; more than likely
feel half-past dead and wish you were dead.
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